I will blog in efforts to become a better person and express my ideas to absolutly no one (as none read my tiny, deprived, selfish little blog). I guess I could go on and on about why I have decided to continue with this sorely neglected blog of mine that waits for a post like a woman waits for an orgasm but instead I will simply say; my mother has had a blog a year less than myself and written in it over and over again (yes, a very satisfied blog) and I have let mine be a fancy passing in my somewhat delusional life.
My mommy has outdone me! (This is why they encourage home schooling (smart mommy’s))
No longer will I sit in the shadows of her editorial perfect, prestigious, profound, well-developed, intellegent (not “I can retort” intellegence but real independent free thinking intellegence), passionate blog.
I will now rise above to spew forth a very not intelligent, not profound and very un-developed blog.
How dare my mommy out do me!
So lets see what happens when opinions meet fire meet fingers meet blog.
Will my brutal honesty be the folly or simply the teaser?
Will I look like an ass or like an ass that owns an ass whom is owned by an ass?
Will anything make sense in the end of the end that starts the beginning of the end of another end?
Tune in next week for more of my mental bowl movements.